these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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