as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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