Whoa Z and x make the same sound
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
