Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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