ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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