Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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