im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Are my feet made of real feet?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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