yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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