office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You are the jesus of drinking
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize