Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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