Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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