She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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