How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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