The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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