My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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