After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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