Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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