I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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