Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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