You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
false alarm. still invincible.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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