In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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