Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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