I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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