JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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