sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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