oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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