so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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