Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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