I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
sarcasm needs its own font
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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