she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
There's always time for handjobs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
