hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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