these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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