we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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