But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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