So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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