she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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