biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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