Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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