brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
