Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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