Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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