Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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