ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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