HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my being single is dangerous.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize