I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Randomize
