I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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