I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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