Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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