I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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