i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
