Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i would punch a child for taco bell
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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