So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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