Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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