i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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