Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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